Notsoskinny's Offical Blog: Legends Football league

Now anybody who knows me knows that I love my sport, and everybody knows what goes well with sport... BEER. And if you can add a nice looking sheilah somewhere in that picture, I reckon your on a winner and in this case I reckon the Yanks have come in spot-on!

This is what the Americans call the Lingerie Football league, and as a spectator sport it has to rank up their with some of the great sports of all-time... like Beach volleyball and womens swimming.

This year the mob running the Lingerie Football league announced that it will change it's name to Legends Football league, and as part of the change lingerie will no longer be an aspect of the uniforms. But before the average supporter starts screaming out nooooo, trust me their replacing them with 'Performance apparel' which is a fancy name for very small skimpy swimsuits... You beauty!

Crikey I suppose you could call this a tight end!

This sheilah is Seattle Mist's Linebacker Shea Norton.

And this mob is from Tampa Breeze.... those are some good looking shoulder pads!

Now what has this sheilah got in common with a KFC meal box? well because both will give you sticky fingers ha,ha.

Lucky bugger

So who is the champions of this computation you might ask, well there's really only one side that's stamped it's name on this comp. And that side is Los Angeles Temptation and they have really smashed the other girls, with winning all three 'Lingerie Bowls' that have been played.

Their first win was against Chicago Bliss by 27 - 14, then they won against Philadelphia Passion in a great match winning by one point 26 - 25. Unfortunately they both played in last years Lingerie Bowl again, with Passion again going down (pardon the pun) 28 - 6.

Well somebody has to lose hay but what is the team kit for this sport, well it consists of shoulder pads, elbow pads, knee pads, garters, bras, panties and ice hockey-style helmets with clear plastic visors. Well take away the helmets and it sounds like any sports kit hay! (okay maybe not the panties or garters!) A match consists of two 17-minute halves, separated by a 12-minute halftime. In the event of a tie, one or more 8-minute sudden-death overtimes are played until a victor is determined.

So whats happening in the comp this year 2013, well there's two new teams coming in Atlanta Steam and Omaha Heart. We say goodbye to the lovely Orlando Fantasy which shut-up shop, and Toronto Triumph has switched leagues to a LFL Canada comp. And lastly Tampa Breeze relocated to Jacksonville Florida, to become the Jacksonville Breeze.