Me Favourite Sheilah's

Well here is Notsoskinnys top ten most Beaut Sheilah's of all time, and we will start with me number 10 on the list......

No10 is KARLA GILBERT. Now this sheilah is one of the most fittest girls on the list as she is an Australian surf lifesaver and a successful Ironwoman. Karla was born in '75 and is a fairdinkum Bananabender from Queensland, she comes from God's own beach.... surfers Paradise which she raced for during a long career spanning over 21 years, and most importantly she was a real spunk who looked like a ripsnorter in a speedo. Surpriseingly our very own shark biscuit Gilbert won her first attempt at a professional Ironwoman event - which just happened to be the first ever professional Ironwoman race in Australia in 1990. And went on to win her very last event the Australian Ironwoman Championships, and in between these two victory's she had a beaut record which consisted of 'back to back' world Ironwoman championships (2000-2002), amass 7 consecutive Ironwoman series wins, 15 Australian Championships and numerous state titles. She's now retired and has her own little kiddie which we will probably here about in years to come but she still hits the waves and still looks beaut in a swimsuit and so she slides into my top ten at number ten!


At No9 comes the gorgeous one time Miss Universe 2004 JENNIFER HAWKINS. This fine specimen of a sheilah was born in '83 and grew up in flamin' Holmesville of all places, I can't think of anything good that came out of flamin' Holmesville....... wait a minute, yes I can JENNIFER!!! She started modeling and got a gig as a cheerleader for the Newcastle Knights and also for the Hunter Pirates basketball team. Then she entered and won the Miss Aussie contest which got her into the Miss Universe competition which as you know she went on to win, you little beauty. Since she got rid of the dicky crown (which she won and is worth $250,000... stone the friggin' crows!) she went back to modeling and to our luck she ruffled a few feathers when she tripped over her dress and showed every Tom, Dick and Harry her reg grundys sticking up her Jates cracker! (there is a God). She then went on to became a TV presenter on seven's The Great Outdoors. If ya lucky you might see her in a skimpy cossie showing ya what under the water in the Great Barrier Reef looks like, yeah right as if ya looking at the friggin' coral!



Here at No8 is the one and only Matron Sloane. Now you might think she's not the best looking sheilah in the world but she is a real beaut one hay, what she lost in a swimsuit she gained with her big heart. She graced our tv's when I was just a little nipper, playing the head nurse on one of Australia's greatest tv shows A Country Practice. A show which just seemed to go on and on for years, in fact it went from 1981-93 strewth! But each week there she was in her hospital with her mates Cookie and Bob giving us a laugh and keeping an eye on Esme Watson. But most importantly she keepet everyone going after the sad death of our Molly!!! (I think everyone in the nation had a little sook that night) What a beaut sheilah.



Then at No7 comes Jessica Alba. Now this sheilah could look beaut even in a friggin' welders mask! Born in '81 in California she has done heaps of little shows in America until she stared in 'Black Angel' as Max, and if ya happen to watch the show you will know how sexy this sheilah looks. And to prove a point FHM magazine voted her 'The 2007 most Sexiest woman in the world' strewth you can't get any better then that mate. Shes also done a few movies like 'Into the blue','Sin city','Good luck chuck' and you must of seen her in that blue bodysuit as storm in 'Fantastic four' and if ya haven't then it's worth a little stickybeak.






At No6 is Angelina Jolie. Now this is one good looking sheilah hay, she was born in '75 and is a fairdinkum Californian sheilah. She was in heaps of beaut movies like 'The bone collector', 'Taking lives', 'Mr and Mrs Smith' and as the voice of Lola the Angelfish in the movie 'Shark Tales'. And of cause don't forget she plays Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider movies, which I reckon she does her best work. Fairdinkum when she jumps into that skin tight bodysuit you couldn't get a better actress, and believe me when I say she has to be the best looking United Nations Goodwill Ambassador ever!!! She's now shacked up with hubby Brat Pitt and has adopted a few little nevilles from different parts of the world, Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam. Somehow she found time to have her own little kiddie called Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, strewth whats wrong with a good old name like Jane. But anyway even as a mum she still looks real beaut and gets in me list.







Here we come to No5 ...... Tasma Walton. Now most of ya know this fine specimen of a sheilah from her days as a constable named Dash in the beaut tv cop show Blue Heelers. I don't know there's something about sheilahs in uniform that just does it hay, and shes also a sandgroper so that's another thing going for her. She was born in Geraldton in '74 and these days she's shacked up with that funny little fella by the name of Rove, who's also a beaut bloke. She's not doing much tv these days but with me fingers crossed it won't be long before shes back on the telly and doing something good like mmmmmm maybe Baywatch!







No4 is Gemma Atkinson. Not too many of ya probably know this sheilah unless your like me and you like to have a little gander at a Ralph magazine everything now and again. This girl is a beaut looking sheilah and with a bra size of 34 E you know if she feel over she's not gonna bump her nose! She was born in Greater Manchester in '84 and has done tv shows in England and has been on the tv show I'm a celebrity.... Get me out of here! filmed in Australia. Also she made her name as a lingerie and swimwear model and don't be surprised to see her in a movie one day.












Into the final three comes at No3 the singing budgie herself Kylie Minogue. Well what's a top ten without Kylie, born in '68 (actually only nine days after yours truly) Kylie is a reknown pop sex symbol and if ya have a little gander at her in her single 'Can't get you out of my head' then you might see why. She wears a dress that can only be described as a small friggin' sheet! She came into our lives in Neighbours and has also done guest rolls in 'The Vicar of Dibley' and 'Men behaving badly'. She's done some movies like 'The Delinquents', 'Street fighter' and 'Moulin Rouge', but shes best know as a singer with hits like 'Better the devil you know', 'Spinning around' and 'Can't get you out of my head' which became No1 in more then twenty country's and sold more then four million copies around the world and has become her best ever single.











In No2 comes the one and only Halle Berry. Now this is one of the most gorgeous sheilahs you will ever lay your eyes on, and she can act also which comes in handy and to prove it she has won an Emmy and an Oscar! She was born in '66 and was a Beauty Queen (runner-up in Miss USA) and a Model before moving into movies. She stared in heaps of movies like 'Boomerang', 'Executive Decision', The X-MEN movies, 'Monster's Ball', 'Gothika', 'Perfect Stranger' to say just a few but don't forget 'Catwoman' where she does a great job of getting into a beaut black bodysuit. And nobody will ever forget having a squizz at her first nude scene in the beaut movie 'Swordfish' (you little beauty).



And me No1 of the most beaut looking sheilahs in the world is me old mate Elle Macpherson! I tried but I couldn't go past me old mate Elle, I can remember having one of her calenders in '89 and loved it so much I used it again in '90!!! Fairdinkum, okay the dates were a bit out but who really looks at the numbers anyway mate! Well Elle was born in '63 so shes not really a young piece of crumpet but for her age she still gets the thumbs up, and shes also a good catholic girl too (so there's a brownie point). She started as a swimwear model and has done the cover of sports Illustrated a record five times, stone the friggin' crows! Her exceptional body measurement's 36-25-35 adored her with the reputation as 'THE BODY'. She has also done some acting in the movies 'A Girl thing','If Lucy fell','Batman and Robin' and the movie nobody will ever forget 'Sirens' which I think she got the clobber off about every second scene (you little beauty). In '94 she appeared nude for Playboy (strewth) so we got to have a little gander at her short n' curlies, but that was about it for the old girl and she stayed in the background when she started her own lingerie line called INTIMATES which has become very successful. And finally having a sis like Mini Macpherson gave her that extra bonus point she needed to win me top spot on my list. Well done Elle.


So that was me top ten beaut sheilahs and I reckon Elle deserves her No1 spot, but who just missed the cut I hear you ask ..... well there was Scarlett Johannson, Nastassja Kinski, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Shiffer, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Faith Hill and of cause Mini Macpherson to name but a few.