Notso's top ten Bikini sheilahs

We start our list at No10 and just scraping into the it was the old spunk Daniela Pestova, who fairdinkum comes in at the age of 39!!! Fairdinkum she was born in Teplice, Czechoslovakia in 1970. Now she might be on the wrong end of twenty, but strewth she's still holding her own against the younger mob hay. This blue eyed Blonde beauty has appeared on the covers of GQ,Cosmopolitan, Glamour and ELLE. This spunk has been modelling for Sports Illustrated for donkeys years, and has appeared on the cover three times, in 1995, 2000 and 2006. Along the way she had time to pump out two little nevilles, and has still keepet her body up to scratch. She speaks Russian, English, French and Italian fluently, as well as her native Czech. so not only is she a real spunk but shes a real smarty pants too!



















Coming in at No9 is the Sydney born, but Melbourne raised 22 year old Jessica Hart. Her aunt entered her in a modeling competition at 14, and she was in instant demand. By 16, Jessica was pursuing her career full time. She has lived and worked in Japanland, Paris, Pommieland and New York. She has signed up with mega mobs like Vogue, H&M and Guess, so shes not short of a quid.













You've got to have a gander at our No8 Kim Cloutier, at 21 she is the youngest sheilah in our list, and is a native of Montreal, Quebec. She came into modeling naturally as her father is a photographer, lucky bugger. She got serious about the business at age 15 when she signed for mega moolah with Next modeling, as a way to help pay for her time at college. This was Kim's first appearance in the Swimsuit mag Sports illustrated, but i'm sure it won't be her last with all her Intelligence, skill, ability... and a ripper set of nockers!





























In number 7 is Joanna Krupa.

She's from the land of Poles and is an anti-fur er, because she's an animal activist, and loves all things Australian- including Aussie blokes!!! . She's been a ZOO magazine favourite for years and it's easy to see why, the world famous magazine Maxim named her the Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World. And she looks beaut considering she's just turned 30 stone the crows! She has also had a shoot in Playboy, and also in other fasion mags like FHM, Personal, Inside Sport, ENVY, Steppin' Out, Teeze and Stuff, strewth this sheilah has been more busy then a centipede on a hot plate! And also a shoot with Maxim, in which she was named the Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World.


















Have a squizz at our Tori Praver, who at the tender age of 23 is Notso's No6. Luckily for blokes around the world Tori’s career kicked off when she was discovered at 11, while shopping at Costco with her mother (that's my problem i'm always shopping at K-mart). Now she might be a few fries short of a happy meal, but she is an avid surfer (future shark biscut) so that makes up for it in the brain stakes. This spunk was born in San Diego California in America, but seeing her oldies had brains they moved and raised her in Maui, Hawaii. She has followed in the footsteps of other beaut models and became the face of Guess and has appeared on the cover of Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Cover magazines. Tori has also done a sizzling photo shoot with the legendary blokes bible Sports Illustrated, and has gone on to do another two shoots with them.


















At 28 is our No5 our very own (aussie) Tina Wallman, now how did this spunk make it into Notso's top ten..... well I can think of a couple of big reasons! But she came to everyones attention when she entered the Beach Babes '07 comp, and won the damn thing. Since her Beach Babes debut she's gone on to do photo shoots with the world famous Zoo and Ralph magazines. Another big break for Tina was when she appeared on Ralph TV, which lead her to her next big break which was to be one of the CarbonPoker.com sheilahs. In one of her intriguing qoutes she says, "I enjoy rubbing sun screen on my girlfriends when we go to the beach. It stirs up a lot of attention from the guys. I love to rub sun screen on their back and their bum." S T R E W T H. And she's real ridgie-didge too as she was born in Melbourne (but we wont hold that against her), and just to make the mind wonder she's roomates with another Aussie hottie, Lynda Hancock. Talking about sandwiches this spunky little masterpiece reckons she would love to have little nevilles one day, so the one little bit of advice I could give her is.... 'Always be nice to your kiddies as their the ones who will choose your nursing home!'















No4 Bar Refaeli was born in '85 making her a nice 24, in the boom stricken town of Hod Hasharon Israel. Talking about Israel I went to my first Israeli birthday party a few weeks ago, it was a ripper night but I did start to shit myself when they started to play pass the parcel!!! She's hook up with the actor Leonardo DiCaprio since '05, so you could say she's of the market....(like where in with a show!). Starve the flamin' lizards this little hornbag debuted in the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, becoming the first Israeli model to appear in the magazine. She's now the cover model for the Sports Illustrated magazine '09, and won the title "Model of The Year" in 2001 and 2002. She was also chosen to be the home model of Renuar fashion network, and has her mug on the side of a friggin' Boeing 747 STREWTH!





















No3 is the mouthwatering
Irina Shayk, she is 23 and is a native of Emangelynsk City, Russia. Fairdinkum this sheilah has more delicious skin then colonel Sanders! She was discovered in 2004 while on a three-day train ride from Chelyabinsk to Moscow. She has had three appearances in the ripper mag Sports illustrated, and Irina is the face of the world wide Guess campaign. Have a stickybeak at this sheilah hay, and strewth these days she makes millions just doing a photo shoot. But they do say money isn't everything... but it sure keeps the kids in touch!






















Coming in at No2 at the age of 25 is the ripsnorter Alina Vacariu, who comes from the hilly old country of Romania. She is a ripper actress and a swimsuit model, who also became Romania's Model of the Year in 1998 (at the young age of 14). She has modeled bikinis and lingerie but being fairdinkim, she would look spunky even in a welders mask!

And now for the No1 sheilah!!!
Emily Scott. She's one of the world's hottest glamor models, and although she lives in the cold drab UK these days, Emily Scott is still proud to call Australia home. She was born in Canberra in 1984 which makes her the ripe old age of 25. Emily made some appearances in men's magazines such as Ralph, Zoo, FHM and Maxim in pommie land, and her MAXIM cover was the second highest selling of that year strewth. In February 2007, Emily was announced as the "Sexiest Aussie Babe" by FHM Australia after a readers`poll. So she easily slides into the top spot on Notsoskinnys bikini sheilahs.