Thursday, April 14, 2016

Notsoskinnys Top 6 Illustrated sheilahs 2016










Well this is the first time at Notsoskinnys that we have decided to put in a list of top shelf sheilahs from the bible for blokes....Sports Illustrated! So with a list as long as a wet weekend, your's truly sweated over some ripper google clips to come up with our ridge-didge Top six sheilahs for 2016. And to start us off we head over seas to the Viking country of Danmark....















In the little Danish township of Hillerød we find a beaut little 24 year old Nina Agdal, who has already featured as a covergirl for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Agdal appeared in a 2013 Super Bowl television commercial for Carl's Jr, following in the footsteps of Big chested Kim Kardashian, Leggie Paris Hilton and Kate (oYo) Upton.























She did do a little part in the movie Don Jon which isn't really worth mentioning but atleast she gave it a burl, and this ripper beauty was Ranked No37 on Maxim's "Hot 100" crikey can you imagine how good the other 36 above her must be!


Over her young years she has modeled for Billabong, Macy's, and 'God's gift to all blokes' Victoria's Secret. This happy 5 foot and 9 inches Aries loves swimming, modeling and just hanging out with her boyfriend (bugger... as if I had a shot), she also has a net wealth of $300,000 (as of 11/11/2015) so in the modeling game she is just at the starting post and shouldn't be long before she's up in the millions.

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The next beaut Illustrated sheilah in her cossie to hit our list is the 21 year old Californian Hailey Clauson, this pearl of a women is the face of Gucci and is just mouth watering to have a gander at. You might think that the life of a Illustrated model is all drinking health drinks and eating carrot sticks, but fairdinkum Hailey reckons she loves a grouse Pizza and were not talking bloody vegetarian! Give her a Super supreme and shes in heaven.... What a woman!










And Hailey is pouring in the moolah as she's been working her butt off with agents having her doing Illustrated Photo shoots / Fashion shows and the runway, with mobs like Dsquared2 and Gucci keeping this piece of beauty busy. So with all this going on she has gained a net worth of $2 million and counting, strewth so she's good for a loan mate.






















Hailey is without doubt a smoking hot sheilah with a you-beaut head on her, and as she gets older I reckon it won't be long before she's doing some small parts on the big screen... watch this space mate.

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Emily DiDonato is a born n' bred New Yorker and is very proud of it, this 5 foot ten stunner has been modeling for eight years professionally and is loving it. She is most recognized for her work with Victoria Secret and also for being the face of Maybelline New York.




When she was younger Emily was known as a tomboy who loved playing in the all boys hockey league, where she played for many years and hockey remains her favorite sport. Before striking modeling gold and booking jobs all around the world, Emily worked in a pizzeria, which was her first job. She continued to work there after she started modeling because she loved it so much.... sounds like she's a good egg.





This blue eyed 25 year old glamour is managed by IMG Models and has amassed a ripper couple of million since starting modeling, but she still loves hanging out at her apartment in New York. 'After a long day of work my favorite thing to do is put on my gym gear, veg out and watch horrible reality TV'.

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Sun-drenched swimsuit and fashion coat hanger Sofia Resing is our No3 on the list, she was born in the carnival capital of the world Brazil, land of the flamboyant costumes and of cause the samba!. Sofs is a passionate surfer and loves nothing better then getting herself all wet!.... crikey! and has been modeling for over 4 years now.





Sofs is known as one of the hottest fashion models to ever come out of 'The land of Parrots', she loves hanging out with her sister Ingrid (which is a traditional Brazilian name ha,ha). And like I mentioned before this super hot beauty loves catching a wave, which is what she does most weekends when she's not traveling around the world.




This hot little brown eyed Brazilian spunk is pulling on the swim togs for the first time for her 'Sports Illustrated swimsuit' debut, so being a 'Rookie' in amongst these young glamors shouldn't hurt her to much. As she has been modeling her 32B sized bod for 4 years now so strolling down the runway is a piece of cake, and as she has signed to agencies around the world it's not like she's short of a crust.






















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At No2 is a 23 year old blonde blue eyed american Glamourpuss  by the name of Hannah Ferguson, and in her photos she was just breathtaking. She grew up on a farm in San Angelo, West Texas. This Texan who now lives in New York City like all good models, grew up in a very strict family as the baby of five kids who's parents were both Marines! That's right her mum was a drill instructor and her father was a friggin' sniper, crikey imagine poping over to her place to take her out on a date. She would be standing their with her 32D boobs poking out, and her father would look at you and say 'Home at 1900 hours' and you would say 'Bloody oath' (not a friggin' minute latter ha,ha)










She starred in a Carl's Jr's 2015 Super Bowl commercial where she had to wrap her laughing gear around a scrumptious burger, latter it was claimed she had taken a bite out of almost 70 burgers during filming, so she got paid and a good feed at the same time .... lucky bugger. This gorgeous specimen also works on ads for Victoria's Secret, and Sports Illustrated where in one photo shoot she had a 18-hour body-painting session (get a mental picture of that!), which when viewed left nothing to the imagination! Strewth.







Even though she has a slim curvy body shape she has very large natural hooters, thus accounting for why she is known as a perfect swimsuit model. She says she can't live without her cell phone (show me a sheilah who can), and to relax she loves to bake (that's another plus) and go to the gun range! (Oh)


Strewth

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And our No1 Illustrated swimwear model is Samantha Hoopes and isn't she just a little ripper, this breathtaking blonde beauty comes from the little bush town of Doylestown, Pennsylvania. This Aquarius is the youngest of five sisters and went to University at Penn State where she earned a degree in Business, so shes a real smart egg. 'I’m from the East Coast so I love field hockey. I played in middle school but not in high school. Since I was modeling, they told me not to mess with field hockey because I would always get bruises.'

 



Sammie givin' us a couple of pointers about modeling.





 Hoopes is currently signed with Elite LA and Select Model Management London, her day job is as a  fashion model for Guess and also side job with Levi's Jeans. Also she keeps busy working with Beach bunny swimwear, which is why she's rolling in the moolah as this 25 year old spunk is worth just a tad over 5 million.... crikey!












This stunningly beautiful Pennsylvanian beauty is just
drop dead gorgeous, and if ya ask any red blooded bloke what is the first thing that immediately catches your attention ??? Well it's pretty easy it has to be her great personality ha,ha.... yeah right okay what could be her second and third best things then ha,ha....Well it could be that gorgeous body measurements of 34D-24-34!!!






This smoking hot slim waist and large breasted top sort is renowned for appearing in the 50th anniversary swimsuit Illustrated, and also because she has become an Instagram superstar with more than 600,000 dedicated followers. Who sit back each week reading and having a gander at her beaut profile, who wouldn't with a charming face, beautiful smile fair skin and .... well... those huge bouncing Buddhas! ha,ha.











She is known for her posts in
Instagram.












Stone the crows!